Tracy Lords (former bad girl) + pics 

Tracy Lords (former bad girl) + pics

So a thumbs down for Liz Hurley yesterday! I will have to up my standards (although I still think she’s OK), but regrettably not today.

Unfortunately I have opted for Tracy Lords, occasional guest actress on the later episodes of the Rosanne show, but best known for being the underage h/core movie star who almost destroyed America’s porn industry.



If you do not know anything about her, she managed to con everyone from the US passport office down that she was 18 when she was in fact only 15. She then embarked on a porn career that introduced the “genre” to a range of sexual acts and perversions never before seen (although no doubt exceeded since).

On the discovery that she was underage, all but one of her movies/videos were seized. The one that was not was the only one made after she turned 18 and, by remarkable coincidence, the only one to which she held all the rights. Amazingly there has always been a rumour that she herself “spilt the beans”.

Over the last 10 to 15 years Tracy Lords has endeavored to make a career as a serious actress, with some limited success – she must be 40 plus by now.



So why have I given her top billing today? Well I remember getting a highly tasteful top shelf magazine, when still in my very early 20’s, and it featured non other than TL and I have to admit she did look good – only as a brunette. She is incidentally no relation to the late great Jack Lord of Hawaii five 0, fame. Her name like the rest of her was false, fabricated and fictitious! Book her Dano.

I think tomorrow I will “do” Tyra Banks – lucky me, or the devastatingly good looking Gwen Steffani.