The irrepressible Monkey 

The irrepressible Monkey

Just watched the 1st of this week’s 2 brilliant episodes of Monkey, with the beast himself turning into a wasp, an old man and his own twin brother. The fat pig got strung up, sandy lost a fight and Tripitaka was just her usual stunning self. As ever Monkey saved the day and vanquished the protagonists, in this case cannibal demons.

See more of beautiful Masako, alias Tripitaka on this url: www.galiciaguide.com/Tripitaka.html

Despite defending a 22% increase in gas bills over the last 12 months, British Gas (or whatever name it goes by these days) just announced a billion pound profit in 2005.

Simultaneously they also announced that a further 20% increase in charges would be required this year.

The reasons:
1. Apparently not all areas of their business are profitable – what a shame, maybe they need £2billion instead.
2. Another lie – there prices are lower than the rest of Europe. Actually this is crap from a bunch of lying Ba****ds. My wife is Spanish, nearly all of her family live there and all fuel charges (both gas and electricity) are less than 35% of the price they are in the UK - and that after a 100% increase in Spain in the last 4 years.

How are British companies allowed to lie like this. In the rest of the EU they would be prosecuted! I wish Monkey and co could sort them out with some “Monkey magic”!