No more Javine this week 

No more Javine this week

The Javine machine is now off the TV and back to doing whatever it is she normally does – probably trying to find another pathetic celebrity reality show. My suggestion is “naked celebrities” – I did not quite see enough of her in the Games, although I gather that she already competed in that concept in the Song for Europe heat!

Holidays now beckon, at least in a few months time, and it looks like Galicia may be the place again – the Spanish and not the Polish one.

I also want to mention Masako Natsume again, mainly because when this page featured her it appeared very high up on both the google and msn’s serps.

Another of my all time favourite TV shows started on the fabulous ITV4 on Sunday – “Planet of the Apes”. I missed it because we had a family “late” lunch out (Mother’s day), but I look forward to it next week. Perhaps it could be possible to remake the series with me as “Urko”, the bad gorilla, and Javine as my human slave – it sounds a bit bestial, but that could be the audience puller.

I wonder if Javine has been to Galicia, if not I would happily give her a personal and closely supervised tour.