I wish I was John Prescott. 

I wish I was John Prescott.

I wish I was John Prescott.

No job, no responsibility, but 2 free mansions, 2 free cars and £130K salary – all for officially doing nothing!

Actually, none of this is free, it is all paid for by tax payers – who says you cannot have a free meal ticket, and judging by the size of him (in fact his head alone) he needs one.

But the question remains, what does Prescott have on Blair. It must be some kind of financial indiscretion, possibly by Blair himself, but more likely by his despicable wife. The woman who does not pay train fares, whose son collapses drunk in Trafalgar Square and who uses tax payers money to buy property for her family – but of course never gets prosecuted for any of it.

I also have an idea for a Labour party leadership contest. A fight to the death between Blair and Brown. In fact I am sure it would be nothing short of comical as neither idiot could knock the skin off a rice pudding.

Here is the babe (the Blair witch)
Back to real babes next time!