A BABE A DAY + Daliy moans 

Mena Suvari + pics

Mena Suvari

I am sure I dated this woman at some time, but my list of ex’s is so long and my collection of little black books so extensive that I simply cannot remember.

Being serious, I have no idea who or what she is, is she a model? Who cares.

Has anyone heard the new single from the Darkness? It’s been out for 2 weeks and I still haven’t heard it. The TV ad has a voice-over masking the song, perhaps that is an ominous sign!



George Best (famous UK footballer) died a few days ago and several football grounds held a respectful silence for him before Saturdays, kick-offs. One ground though (it may have been Man U) cheered for one minute. I’m not quite sure how that is supposed to be interpreted!

Another babe tomorrow.

Kim Cattrall + pics (2nd babe of the day)

Kim Cattrall

These days KC (aside from been as disco band) is a late forties has been (at least in the looks department) – but things were not always that way. When I saw her in the movie Mannequin (20 years ago), she was as hot as they get and had the best pair of legs going. I think she has been in some women’s TV series recently, but I am too macho to know about that.



Shock news for those of you as old as me. My wife, or at least some women who lives with me, found a web site about the Village People and guess what? Only one of them is openly gay! I guess the other are “closedly” gay. Biker man is also dead – of cancer, but some of them still play on and may be appearing in a phone booth near you very soon. I don’t care what anyone says – you can’t stop the music.

Kylie Minogue + pics

Kylie Minogue

Today it’s the turn of pint sized Kylie to have her own feature.

What she lacks in personality (which is everything) she more than makes up for in other departments and I am sure I need not say which they are.

A friend of mine has met her a couple of times (through work) and says she is absolutely miniscule – about 27 inches high and is actually carried around by her assistants in a glove box.



Here in the UK we no longer have Christmas. In my sick and politically perverted home town of Leeds, the CHRISTMAS lights that were switched on a week and a bit ago are now called the “festival of lights”. Why? – so that we don’t upset the muslims by mentioning Christmas – God forbid.

Estella Warren + pics

Estella Warren

It is amazing how the camera can flatter (or insult as is always the case with me and my 27 stone 3 legged wife) and Estella Warren is a case in point.

These photos make her look great and she really is not. She is skinny, has an odd face and annoying voice (actually I cannot remember what her voice is like – but I am on a roll). Anyway see what you think, she certainly looks good in these pics!





More on Monday

Super hot Adriana Karembeu + pics

Adriana Karembeu

The 3 pics of this babe actually make her look hotter than she is, but she is pretty hot anyway. I don’t know if she is a model or simply a feature on a “Russian Brides looking for husbands anywhere in the west” web site. If she is the later, she will no doubt be from the Ukrane.



British TV has recently had an enormous boost with the edition of yet another channel, this one called ITV4.

Is that sarcasm in my comment? Well actually no. This channel is caught in a 1970’s time warp and is showing all the programs that I loved as a kid including,

The Persuaders (Roger Moore and Tony Curtis plus an Aston Martin DB V8 and a Ferrari GT246 Dino)

Jason King (Author come detective for “Department S” – who I also work for and I also model my image on Jason K, especially the moustache, light perm and neck cravats.)

The Champions (with R. Barratt, C. Stirling and Sharon M all working for Nemisis, a top secret organization in Switzerland)



Plus other cult classics including, The Water Margin (Japanese classic), UFO, Space 1999 and the superb Randall and Hopkirk (deseased).

Jeri Ryan + pics (2nd post today)

I don’t normally post twice in a single day, but I just fell upon some pictures of the fabulous Jeri Ryan, one of my all time favourites, and felt they should be shared. Below Jeri looking like a mermaid (it does stake some imagination).



As ever my pics are not smutty, but show (just about) the best babe in the best of taste.

Why was there never a 7 of 9 spin off from voyager? – it could have been called … 7 of 9!
Why does JR not have her own show, or better still her own channel? – the 7 of 9 channel!
and why can she not live next door to me?

Actually the answer to the last question is simple. I live in a small hovel underground with rats, mice and worms. It may sound odd, but most serial stalkers feel safer underground – its just the way we are. If only Jeri lived in a burrow next to mine, she could invite me into her hole!

Aria Giovanni + pics

Aria Giovanni

This is some chic I have never heard of, but I thought I'd put her pics up anyway. Is she hot? Actually I don't really think so, but I am hard to please and I must maintain my standards.



In the UK poor old George Best clings on to life for yet another day. He may have his faults, but being a fighter is certainly not one of them. I hope he can recover, firstly for the sake of his family, but also for the family of the person whose liver he recieved. It is easy to criticize the decision that gave him the transplant, but I have no doubt that alcaholism is a genuine illness and that he would readily have gone through life without it - given the chance.

A well known singer song writer died today, aged 45. He was only diagnosed with lung cancer 5 weeks ago. I got my chest x-ray results at the same time (5 weeks ago) and, after some incredibly worrying confusion (where the radiologist saw a shadow), they turned out to be clear. There but for the love of God.......

Anyway, more Aria below.

Brooke Burke + pics

Brooke Burke + pics

In the UK no one really knows who Brooke Burke is, but I recon she is hot (although at 34 ish, quite old for a babe).



There is another pic of BB below, but enough about her for now.

The phone rang at 5.30am this morning, what a pain and I was having a good dream too – I was being attacked by a woman with 7 breasts, 10 legs and five of something else.

I hear that the Darkness have a new single out, but I have yet to hear it, or see the video – what is going on in the world? Those mindless prats Westlife, who use (and this is true) up to 70 backing vocalist on “their” recordings get constant air play, TV coverage and mind-numbing appearances on TV shows, but the Darkness, after the second biggest selling album of 2003 in the UK, get nothing (I think that was my longest ever sentence). What is creativity coming to!

Anyway that is it, I am off to do a cover version of a Westlife cover of a cover of a cover – it should be out on CD next Thursday. Now all I need are some pretty boys in trendy clothes to mime and dance to the video, Oh and to laugh constantly when interviewed.

Veronica Zemanova + pics

This is possibly the hottest babe on the planet. Apparently she is a porn star, although I have never heard of her – not that that means a lot. As ever my pics are in the best possible taste, but if you want to see what she really looks like I have included a link in my list to the right. And yes, everything is natural with no plastic, silicone, or other implanted substances (or so I read!).



Since all but one of her pics involve nudity, I have used that as my excuse for including the shot below – I had no other alternative. Remember , yesterday I did say I would feature another “ova”. Check out her other pics via the link in my link list and see what you think!

Liz Hurley + pics

A second chance for Liz!

Poor Liz Hurley got some bad feedback when I first featured her, but having seen her in Austin Powers again (it was on TV the other night), her legs really are fantastic. I have to admit her facial features are not 100%, and her acting is not exactly in Oscar country, but for light relief (no pun), she just the ticket. Here are a couple of pics, one from the aforementioned movie and another good one (I think).



Watched War of the Worlds last night on dvd, what a load of crap. If you are thinking of buying it, don’t waste your cash. Get Jeff Waynes incredible musical interpretation of the Orwell book on double CD instead. It was the 6th biggest selling album of the 1970’s decade in the UK and sounds as good today as it did then (when I was very young). For those of you who don’t know, the story is set in ENGLAND not the USA and the time period was the late 19th century. By the way, how come when jet fighters, helicopters and warheads attack the tripods they have no effect, but when Tom Cruise throws a grenade or attacks one with an axe, they fall to pieces . He really must be a God like figure – although a pocket sized one!