A BABE A DAY + Daliy moans 

Anna Kournikova + pics

Now 24 years old and already retired 2 years - it cannot be bad.

Actually Anna Kournikova is an all time case of squandered talent. Tennis is my favourite sport and Kournikova favoured her celebrity over her genuine talent, fortunately her Russian successors have had more sense and now have a partial rule over the WTA.



As far as looks go, AK is just about OK. Pretty decent legs, but no waist and not much above that either (and I was not refering to her brains).

I really must get some pics of the latest Russian starlet, "Sharapova". Now she has talent in every department and is a Wimbeldon champ in to the bargain!

Winona Ryder + pics

My pathetic attempt to gain readers through featuring a different babe each day continues, this time with Winona Ryder. Regrettably she is pretty much covered up in these pics, but this was the best I could muster at short notice.



Apparently, part of Winona’s appeal is her visually undefined sexuality! That passes me by, I think she is all woman. But maybe her attempt to have a sometimes un-gendered look was aimed at fooling the CCTV cameras during her shoplifting excursions. Obviously, that ploy failed. Perhaps if she had appeared more alluring, in a mini skirt and low cut top, the security guards might have allowed her to give them the slip (yes another pun).



I have no idea what Winona is doing these days, is her film career at an end? Is she a check-out girl at Wallmart? or perhaps she is a security consultant for a department store, her first hand experience would certainly give her an edge.

Charlize Theron + Pics

The real Charlize Theron, minus six hours of make-up, got an Oscar (as I recall) for her role in Monster. In my opinion, never did the name of a film better depict its two lead actresses, both are dogs, but Charlene is a testament to the level of skill that movie make-up artists now possess.



The pics I have included genuinely are the best that I could lay my hands on, but Theron’s skinny (and I do like slim) shapeless and cellulite legs mean she really has no place in my blog. If you have not seen Monster, don’t waste your time, the film is a real stinker – as most Oscar nominees are!



Disagree with my view! I am sure many will, but I stand by it – Charlize is one Christmas box that I would definitely take back for a refund.

Naomi Cambell + pics

This woman is a genuine pig of a human being and has no personal qualities to redeem her, except of course for her physical appearance.



Personally I think her body is as good as it gets, I also like the fact that facially she is attractive in an ethnically black way – and not one of the many black celebs who has opted for a white look with thin lips and a narrow nose. She also has a great voice, it is just a shame that she is such an unpleasant, manipulative, two faced “b**ch”. If you don’t know what I am talking about, here are a couple of e.g.’s.

1. In the late 80’s/90’s she was in floods of tears when confronted with the realities of animal fur farming and actively campaigned (on TV, posters etc) for the wearing of fur to be banned. Within a couple of years she was modeling, purchasing and overtly wearing the skins of endangered animals again.



2. She took a leading British news paper to court over breach of privacy when they revealed that she had been in drug rehab. She claimed in court that she had been emotionally damaged by the article and that she would never discuss or have anything written about this highly private experience - ever. She then sold her “rehab” story to the highest bidder – as if she needed the money!

So, knowing what you now do about Miss Cambell, do you think I would be prepared to forgive her and bring her in from the rain – you bet I would. She could use my shower and wear my pajamas – actually I don’t have any – better still!



Sorry for no posting yesterday, but in the UK blogeasy seems to be down at least 12 - 15 hours a day at the moment!

Angelina Jolie with pics

For me the jury is still out on Angelina Jolie, she is one of those women who has massive lips, an odd nose and a very square face. That said, the overall package is definitely greater than the sum of all its parts and she has two other things going for her.

Firstly the two Tomb Raider films in which she starred are both entertaining and good inoffensive viewing.

Secondly her father, John Voight, may over act and “ham it up” these days, but he was once one of the four leads in possibly the best suspense thriller ever made – Deliverance. If you have never seen this film, it is my personal recommendation, it is a truly iconic movie and will not disappoint.

I forgot to mention that I did watch the DVD “King Arthur” (with Keira Knightly) last weekend and despite her presence (which was missing from the first 40 minutes of the film) it was complete and utter rubbish. Keira was also “covered up” by baggy clothes and silly make-up and the film was even more historically inaccurate than Oliver Stone’s appalling “Alexander”. Definitely two movies to miss.

A pictorial review of this weeks BABES

Just a few highlights of the totty featured this week in pictorial form and, as ever, in the best possible taste! Plus a pigs head as well.



More fresh babes next week.

Gwen Stefani (with pics)

I cannot believe that Gwen Stefani is 35.

Her mother is of British decent and her father Italian and the result of this mix is total, complete and utter female perfection.



In the video for “cool”, the sometimes brunette haired Gwen is, in my opinion, just about the best looking woman to have ever drawn breath. She has the perfect face (and that is from every angle), exquisite legs (I will mention that twice because her legs deserve it), exquisite legs and pretty much everything else as well.

But two bits of advice. One, stop dying your hair blonde and two, get some dress sense. Being beautiful is no excuse for dressing up like Boy George and no, he is not and never will be back in fashion. Anyway, I am off to put on my CD player and listen to Karma Chameleon , I wonder if I can get my hair braded while I am at it!

Tyra Banks - Todays Babe

I had actually never heard of this woman until I saw a countdown of the worlds top 100 sexiest bodies a couple of weeks ago.

She made the top 10 as I recall, although I believe she was behind Serena Williams (who was mistakenly entered into the women’s category).



Tyra Banks is certainly statuesque, but falls down for me because she is one of those black girls with white features. I seem to recall that the equally attractive Venesa Williams slips into the same category. Furthermore, if you look at the two pictures I have posted, you can clearly see that in the one featuring the younger Tyra (top), she has not had facially surgery, whilst in the one featuring the older Tyra Below), she has.

All that said, she is still “top drawer” and I may yet include her on my Christmas card list. In fact better still on my “presents wanted” list.

Terrorism rules in the UK (2nd posting – Babe pics in the 1st one)

Please excuse my language, which is ordinarily very cordial, but on this occasion I am unable to control may absolute rage.

For the first time during his leadership Tony Blair is defeated in the British parliament. Not over selling off British services, or giving away our fishing and agricultural industries, but because he wanted to protect British citizens.

Plans to extend detention for those suspected of terrorist activities have been rejected by the House of Commons, a collection of sick pretentious bastards who have no thought for the protection of the average man and woman in the UK.

As ever, civil liberty for criminals, murderers and terrorists is placed ahead of keeping the rest of us safe. I really do wish that some extremist Islamic group would successfully replay the plot in which Guy Fawkes tried and failed to blow up parliament. Then any surviving pompous shits might finally get the message.

Hopefully tomorrow I will have calmed down and can put up some photos of Tyra or Gwen.

Tracy Lords (former bad girl) + pics

So a thumbs down for Liz Hurley yesterday! I will have to up my standards (although I still think she’s OK), but regrettably not today.

Unfortunately I have opted for Tracy Lords, occasional guest actress on the later episodes of the Rosanne show, but best known for being the underage h/core movie star who almost destroyed America’s porn industry.



If you do not know anything about her, she managed to con everyone from the US passport office down that she was 18 when she was in fact only 15. She then embarked on a porn career that introduced the “genre” to a range of sexual acts and perversions never before seen (although no doubt exceeded since).

On the discovery that she was underage, all but one of her movies/videos were seized. The one that was not was the only one made after she turned 18 and, by remarkable coincidence, the only one to which she held all the rights. Amazingly there has always been a rumour that she herself “spilt the beans”.

Over the last 10 to 15 years Tracy Lords has endeavored to make a career as a serious actress, with some limited success – she must be 40 plus by now.



So why have I given her top billing today? Well I remember getting a highly tasteful top shelf magazine, when still in my very early 20’s, and it featured non other than TL and I have to admit she did look good – only as a brunette. She is incidentally no relation to the late great Jack Lord of Hawaii five 0, fame. Her name like the rest of her was false, fabricated and fictitious! Book her Dano.

I think tomorrow I will “do” Tyra Banks – lucky me, or the devastatingly good looking Gwen Steffani.